I haven't updated in forever. I'll do a serious post later. However. Let's see how far I've come in three year since 'The Fish Wars'. Emails from twelve year old me to Judy with commentary by current not so bitchy no more Pira. Enjoy.

"XD I did that to his old main once. He made me mad, so when he logged out, before he got on the next day I 'guessed' wrong five times."
(You my dear, are a bitch. Yes you! What the fuck is this? Preschool. Don't be pulling that shit, do you hear me? Also, you're a retard. Grow up.)

"-Laughs evily-

I still feel bad for the poor fish of the seas who must be disgraced by such a moby dick!"
(Oh, that was clever! No no, really. Aren't you just so cute. ;.; No really, why the fuck is that so clever?)

"I'm really considering emailing him my picture and saying something like,

--.^ With Lubb of course. <///3

Ah, I'd like to see how he reacts when he finds out I hate his guts."
(You vindictive little bitch. This is why everyone thinks you're weird! Or was it the anime? Yeah, probably the anime. >.>

"-Huffs- Fine, but he's still a // doll snogger with PMS."
(I believe at the time I had made up a song? Perhaps? I know it was catchy but really? Also sweety, you love // so don't you be dissing. In fact you are //. All those times people call you a lesbian. Don't be so defensive.)

"Sniff, nah. I cook him up, feed him to a turkey, and then make a nice lovely turkey dinner for the hobo children. Fish's big head will make the turkey nice and fat."

"And then I'll send them off to college by selling everything Fish ever loved to people who hate him so that they too may burn something so dear to him."
(WTF hunny, WTF)

"Heck, I bet he SCARES the devil. They could be drinking buddies. Maybe they go down and play poker at strip clubs?"
(Hey hey hey Missy, you ain't be knowing nothing about no strip clubs!)

"Personally, I think the quote, "Fish, we hate you and whether you know it ot not, you're going to die" fits better.

Naw, he was perverted enough to be a boy.

I mean he did mention going into a closet a lot and there were lack of males at this time.

-Shudders-

OOH! Can we use this against him?"
(Baby, again you be dissing the gays. You love the gays. You is the gays. You need to stop.)

"Judy, what time is it where you live? Because where I live, only girls who are hooked on fanfiction are up at this time. (2:00 AM)

T.T I like sheep.

Coffee is icky >_<

But seriously, I don't have any sugar. I haven't even had any ice cream today cause my mommy ate the last of it. And I only drink tea which my mom makes sure is only slightly to the tiniest bit sweet.

Fake men can't hurt you.

Specially when their not straight. XP

I dun like fish. It's nasty, specially when they bread it in a stick form and bake or fry or whatever they do with it. But more so do I hate it not in such a form. I'm just in it for the anime and manga! YAY! 8D It would be cool to not have to put the I do not own thing on my fanfictions! ^_^"
(See, you love the gays. And coffee is not icky. Don't make me bitch slap you. And you still hate fish. And they usually bake them. Everyone knows that! You naive little girl. Your fanfiction sucks at this point!)

"Fish is blinded by his own stupidity and unless he realizes that sorry doesn't fix everything, he's doomed. If he just left them alone, I'm sure in due time they wouldn't 'hate' him, they just wouldn't like him.

Good lord Judy, no one cares if your innocent.

I planned on calling Fish a bastard, I consider myself quite innocent.

NOW SPILL!"
(Trying to sound all smart, look at you. -shakes head- And hunny, bastard isn't the worst word in the world. Bastard is now your affectionate term.)


"I'm having a random Harry Potter roleplay with Abe. A guy has a cat named Mom and he likes Sam and Draco is going out with Ron. XD"
(I'm just putting this in cuz I miss Abe and she was the first person to have a gay roleplay with me. A shitty pairing that I chose, but gay none the less.)

"At least you didn't say you loved my pants. XD

Gosh Judy, I didn't know you were like that.

My pants and everything.

XD

Not a f-cking clue.

XD

-Prods picture-

Funny, no?


Judy, I talk to my cat.

I know I'm more insane than you.

I have a suicidal imaginary friend that charges me for oxygen.

-Whimper-

I'd rather date some guy on a tv screen than a guy in real life. ^( o. o ) >"
(Stop lying to be cool. It doesn't make sense. And you didn't know YOU were like that, so shut your mouth. You like it, admit it! Also, talking to your cat is the least of your wories. And also, she knows what your typing so just add the U in fucking. Seriously. Go die.)

: D I love myself so much! -.- If I could, I'd go back in time and bitch slap myself. Also, Judy was a bit of a creeper. She knew way too much about me. -shudders- I love you Toasty~ Here's to three years of friendship and NeoBitchitude!
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